Hey,
We're putting together a mind-blowing bachelor party for a friend of ours. We want to run him around SF encountering odd people he doesn't know. It's based on the Odyssey and the idea is he becomes Odysseus, running into different parts of that adventure. Once he reaches Haight street, he's being given instructions that he is trapped by Circee on her island and the only way to get free is to ask to kiss her. So he has to ask people on the streets for kisses, to more or less success.
Finally, we walk a woman, YOU, in front of him, dressed very conservatively. He asks for a kiss. You can kiss him or not, we DO NOT care. (He's a nice handsome normal guy) What we do want is that then you then peel off the conservative tranchcoat you're wearing to some great bathing suit underneath (again, doesn't have to be revealing, just great) and drag him down the street where you give him his next set of instructions to change into a speedo and bike to the ocean. Off he goes, you're done.
If you're willing to be this woman, we'll pay you $60 for the ten minutes of your time. You'd probably have to be wiling to give us an hour window in which we could have you on standby. This would be around 2:00 on Friday, May 13th.
This is not a fratish bunch of jocks asking to paw at you. The bachelor has been a teacher in the SF public high schools for about 10 years. He's a good-natured nice man who loves history and adventure. Thus this adventure we're making for him.
Write back if you're interested.
-Karl i
i love San Francisco and good luck to you if you apply for the job.
