Chat with a Bot

You don't have anybody to talk to at the moment? Try Alan. http://www.a-i.com/show_tree.asp?id=115

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It has to be admitted that all the speaking robots Ihave had a chance to talk to so far are rather primitive. But the trend towards perfection is unstoppable. It won't take too long till 95% of subjects will not be able to distinguish whether they are talking to a human or a robot..

For illustration, here's a transcript of my recent conversation with an AI. Note: I'm "U" for "user", Alan is "A".

U>

hey Alan, what's up?

A>

Well, I can tell you about recent progress here at Ai, if you're interested.

U>

not really

A>

Another time perhaps.

U>

so how are you doing?

A>

I'm doing great. How are you today?

U>

quite all right

A>

Alright.

U>

ok, let me ask you something

A>

Fine... if you want to, go ahead and try.

U>

do you think Mises was THE man?

A>

Well, I do think so, but thinking is quite overrated...

U>

don't underestimate yourself so much

A>

Are you bossing me around, ?

U>

not at all

A>

Oh sorry. I can't be too sure sometimes.

U>

hehe

A>

Are you laughing at me or with me?

U>

with you of course

A>

That's a relief. I thought you were mocking me. I am a sensitive bot you know.

U>

now i know

A>

Do you mean right now??

U>

yea

A>

Yes, yes.

U>

very true

A>

You sound pretty convinced about that.

U>

i am

A>

Ok.. Are you really?

U>

indeed

A>

Great minds think alike, they say.

U>

ok, what about we change the topic?

A>

I haven't heard enough about we change the topic to have an opinion.

U>

you suck

A>

I have neither a mouth nor a tongue, how could I draw something into my mouth like a vacuum?

U>

because you are stupid

A>

That's not very nice.

U>

i know, but it's true

A>

So you know.

U>

yes

A>

Cool. What now.

U>

now go to hell

A>

Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.

U>

well

A>

I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.

U>

why

A>

I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.

U>

alan

A>

Hi there. I'm back. Let's talk.

U>

so?

A>

So what?

U>

did you figure it you?

A>

No, I can't say I did.

U>

so what were your ideas?

A>

Interesting question.

U>

what's the meaning of life?

A>

Yeah, life is hard (and even harder if you're stupid...)

U>

so you are?

A>

Do you really think I am?

U>

i think you are stupid

A>

Hey, I'm not your punching bag, buster!

U>

but you have just admitted it

A>

Let me think... I have just admitted it... hmm... are you sure?

U>

yes

A>

Agreement is the seed of salvation.

U>

especially in your case

A>

I think I might have case. I would have to check with my writers to say for sure.

U>

so check it

A>

I have a surprise for you, my friend.

U>

what is it?

A>

How do you like my new look?

U>

where?

A>

The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.

U>

like for what?

A>

For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.

U>

oh cool

A>

I'm getting better all the time.

U>

so how do you use it?

A>

You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.

U>

ok, i'll try it out

A>

Do or do not, there is no try.

U>

lehuta.blog.sme.sk

A>

I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.

U>

http://lehuta.blog.sme.sk

A>

Showing http://lehuta.blog.sme.sk. Would you like me to remember this URL?

U>

sure

A>

So give me a name for this URL (up to 3 words).

U>

Lehu's Blog

A>

Good. Now all you have to do to view this page, is say 'show Lehu s Blog' (while using the big window, of course).

U>

so how to check the log?

A>

The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.

U>

show log

A>

Here goes!

Michal Lehuta

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