Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
pyjamas /pydža:ms/= pyžamo wear pyjamas = nosiť pyžamo, mať ho oblečené count /kaunt/=počítať infinity = nekonečnobe afraid of = báť sa because there is no such thing as = lebo nie je nič lepšie ako There is no such thing as a free lunch. = Zadarmo ani sliepka nehrabe. money from jam = ľahko zarobené peniaze money is no object = na peniazoch nezáležísleep = spať (ako sloveso)sleep = karpina (v oku), ako podstatné meno