Phobia and life

Phobia. Ooo phobia! We have love and hate relationship with this word. But because of her, you can have so many adventures. If you are at least bit funny, you can make a sit-down comedy and people are going to laugh at you because you are sensible person with adventures. Or I have another idea! You don´t have to make fun of you, you can also make fun of others! Are my friends scared of spiders? Yes they are! What am i going to do about it? Nothing? Wrong answer! I´m going to scared them, shout at them: "Wow, run I can see huge spider"! But we shouldn´t forget about karma. Karma hits me back every time. How else I could explain all these embarrassing things what happened to me. I always ask myself. How can I live like that? Is it because I was making fun of my aunt that she is going to be 50 years old? Or is it because I was chasing my uncle with fake snake around whole apartment? Or because I was trying to scared my friends with spiders, scared my cousin in the dark, I didn´t want to let my mum out of the room, was singing in front of people with by horrible voice. I will tell you this. I´m scared of wasps. Yes, it´s just a tiny annoying insect and its season starts in April and ends in October. This is not information from document or book. I just realized that from one moment I feel more calmer than during other months. I suffer with fear of wasps at least 15 years. I can´t hide, that I´m clumsy. But I broke electronic window in the car just once. Do you know what was the result? Something got to my hair. Naive Vero thought it was just bush from the country side. But no, it was a wasp in my thumb! Consequences? Trauma for the rest of my life, heart of my parents skipped for a moment, because of my screaming. At that moment I could be competition also for Pavarotti. And my point? It´s quite funny when you know how to tell this story. So you can start thinking about sit-down comedy! Moneey here I come. I have also fear of hights. Yes, I´m 180 cm tall and all my life I listen to cheap jokes like these: "hey, have you ever been small"? I can tell, not funny! But that´s not a reason to be not scared of hights. I have some exceptions! Fly by plane, no problem. Go by glass lift, huge problem. Do you know what is positive about this? You just can´t commit suicide so easily. You can´t just jump out of the bridge when you are scared to stand on the edge of the bridge. What can I tell. Phobia can be also a good thing in our life. You can´t commit suicide, you won´t break electronic window in the car because you are just too scared to open it and maybe you will start with your own Tv show! Or we can just stay with bullying of friends/family members. Anyway, hello phobia!