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Fly NJUUUS 77, or how to add proteins to your meals

When I was young and beautiful (OK handsome), I thought, I have figured out how the world is turning. (From right to left, duh!)Now, when I am only beautiful, (HEY! not old yet)I have realised that... I can eat flies.

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Sometimes stress, sometimes fatigue...
Sometimes stress, sometimes fatigue... 

Maybe that is due to the fact that I banged my head with metal stick (unintentionally), or the fly was dipped in milk...
but!!! .... it was not that bad!

But let me give you that story from the beginning.

One day (happens to be today)...
I woke up.
Nothing unusual to be honest.

I realised that time goes only in one direction and was down because of it for about an hour or so (I don't count the times, where I maybe managed to go back in time, but lost memory of it).
And then I decided, I would go with it...

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(for some time at least)
((not the same time though!))

(((:P)))

Eventually, I somehow managed to go through the whole day, without even thinking about the time. But that was sooooo exhausting!
At some point, instead of taking quick shower, I took a quick bath. That I forgot to take my socks off, have realised only when I was watching my feet.

I don't know if I should go through the whole procession of daily activities such as:
planting new grass in the dark (so that the birds would not see me), with the head lamp. Rain about to fall...
Or testing the village fitness centre (OK, 2 benches, four dumbbells and a non functional multifunctional machine - multi(non)functional machine)...
Or talking to some kiddos in English (in the middle of Slovak town)...
Or going with a friend to the nearby pub... in a car... for about 50 m... in a car... 50 m....

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It's enough to say that even without a permanent job, that most people find so exhausting, daily activities (either the necessary ones or the voluntary ones) (more or less pleasant) can take your energy equally.
At the end of the day, you still can be happy, when you wash your hands from the hard (scarce) work, spread the butter on home-made bread, spread the home-made blueberry jam and enjoy with a glass of milk.

Enjoy the peace and quietness.
Then the only disturbing thing in the whole image (can be political situation back here) is a moving wine fly (where the hell did she came from).
You are thinking that you need to swat her, so you can have a peace and quiet around the peaceful dinner... But then you decide to give her her life and forget about her.
Then the fly disappears and you are happy, that she can live healthy and full life (of about 1 day).
But because the karma is a bitch...
You find something black swimming in your milk.

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I don't know if you can say that you can fish her out... So I tried to fly her out. Out of definition, it was heading towards disaster, so while I was trying to lower the level of milk in the glass (by drinking of course), I felt something scratching on my throat.
Vomiting is out of question (good milk), reanimating the fly would be probably heading also towards disaster and therefore I had a milk, which was had an added protein count.

Now everybody won!
Me had quiet.
Fly had a life, which served higher purpose.
My socks are clean...
The only thing I cannot explain... how did that metal pole profit from banging my head.
Cause I certainly did... I wrote these NJUUUS :)

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Johnny B.Správne šialený týpek (podľa najnovšieho), ktorý síce nemá šajnu, ako veci fungujú, ale aspoň sa snaží :)ENGLISH ABOUT ME:Crazy (in correct sense of word) guy (the newest reports), who doesn't have a clue how things work, but he tries ;) Zoznam autorových rubrík:  NezaradenáIniciatíva Biela BodkaGeo NJUUUS :)Geo NJUUUS :) - ENGLISHČierne myšlienky -sem nechodiť

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