hm... time flies when you're having fun. Nevertheless you need to also catch up with the rest of people... In my case, I'm going to share with you what I have NEVER seen in my life before. Trip to Iceland. Actually I (we - me and 2 of my colleagues) wanted to see the Northern lights.
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Johnny B.Správne šialený týpek (podľa najnovšieho), ktorý síce nemá šajnu, ako veci fungujú, ale aspoň sa snaží :)ENGLISH ABOUT ME:Crazy (in correct sense of word) guy (the newest reports), who doesn't have a clue how things work, but he tries ;) Zoznam autorových rubrík: Nezaradená, Iniciatíva Biela Bodka, Geo NJUUUS :), Geo NJUUUS :) - ENGLISH, Čierne myšlienky -sem nechodiť
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When I was young and beautiful (OK handsome), I thought, I have figured out how the world is turning. (From right to left, duh!)Now, when I am only beautiful, (HEY! not old yet)I have realised that... I can eat flies.
Hi there, I promised, therefore I am back. But to be back I don't have to promise... Actually I have come to a strange conclusion:If there is a woman in my life, I don't blog.If there isn't one, I keep on thinking and I somehow channel my thoughts into NJUUUS. So now.... what has changed?Well... I promised! Therefore I am back! Now... about that time I dated three girls at the same time.
The king is dead, long live the king! The rules of attraction state that if the subject is mysterious, it is attractive. I contemplate, whether it applies also for the blogging and bloggers.I don't mean... me to be attractive, but the blog...On second thought... who knows...my mail is .... ;) Now serious! The trees need trimming!
In the life of a man, there is this moment, when he thinks about something, stops for a minute, scratches his ear.... and ... when the fart finally gets out, ... the man continues through his daiyly 11000 thoughts. Sometimes, however, there is this question: what if...
At first I wanted to write about Lodenica festival, but those who wanted to be there, either were there or not. Unnecessary to write about the fact, usualy you go there to relax. Those who did not relax, mainly because in next tent someone is snoring all night long, and some few chicks don't find any other free time activity at seven in the morning.... than to talk and talk....Camping could have gone from that to some silly competition about who's gonna talk more, or who will win in being more irritating. We say that the wiser steps away ... in my case it was two kilometers. One thought crossed my mind... I would convince my friend - girl to start sighing and make other sexy noises that would lead to one conclusion and maybe the chicks would stop talking, or find some kind of inspiration... But my friend with plugs in her ears didn't even wake up for the first band.So... I write about something else... how can everything go bad and how my pretty eyes didn't have success.
When I was little (also cannot believe it sometimes), I thought to myself that those adults.... they have nothing to do the whole day. During weekend I woke up at 6am, week of course the latest possible. Nowadays I don't give a fish's tits about part of the week, beginning, end, end of times.... I'd sleep until the roses were pushing from my rotting belly. ..... Yet, something has to be done with the time, so man can do all those things he puts his mind into..... well.... small analysis of time follows:
In many aspects waking up from our bed is similar to booting up of an operating system. As a first thing you realize you are.... anyway, that is always a nice start of any activity. Realizing yourself equals testing of integrity of kernel = core of operating system. You check up all installed peripherals like number of legs, hands, your sex and genitals, you test your audio and video sensors. In better case, you realize you are no more the eight-handed monster you were just few moments ago. Then you realize that your battery is empty, not sufficient to boot up whole operating system.... you drift again into comatose state... at 08h30 in the morning.
If you really need to go and see a conference, why not the biggest and why not go furthest possible. If you really need to go to America, why not to the other side. I obviously had a good luck, because Frisco resembles the most European cities and the transition was not so bad. Nevertheless, there are some things, which are definitely not the same.
These NJUUUS are for men.But women ... will have a look anyway... So, first thing is to think, why do we need or needn't resist a beautiful woman ... If it stands ...... to reason ... to resist. Well... next few examples will hopefully shed some light.
In Slovakia, the situation is as it is, sun rising and setting and I need to chill out, go to nature. What could be better as hike in almost neverending day? Spain is hot, France is boring, in Slovakia too expensive... we go Norway. Over the polar circle in august... like for nerds and fools. How does a wedding look like.... No need to say. How does a norway wedding look like? The same as in Slovakia, only without the games.... Church, dinner, dance, hangover.. How does a slovak-norway wedding look like? ... Hell, like in Slovakia...... But why do I need to eat Slovak cheese and cookies in Oslo?.... still a mystery.