From bad to worse, or summer a la moi NJUUUS 73

At first I wanted to write about Lodenica festival, but those who wanted to be there, either were there or not. Unnecessary to write about the fact, usualy you go there to relax. Those who did not relax, mainly because in next tent someone is snoring all night long, and some few chicks don't find any other free time activity at seven in the morning.... than to talk and talk....Camping could have gone from that to some silly competition about who's gonna talk more, or who will win in being more irritating. We say that the wiser steps away ... in my case it was two kilometers. One thought crossed my mind... I would convince my friend - girl to start sighing and make other sexy noises that would lead to one conclusion and maybe the chicks would stop talking, or find some kind of inspiration... But my friend with plugs in her ears didn't even wake up for the first band.So... I write about something else... how can everything go bad and how my pretty eyes didn't have success.

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Week after Lodenica festival, you tried to go to swimming pool.

This time already near Paris. So.. when my dreaming was losing it's beauty and I dreamt only about beautiful legs of beautiful women (kidding), I told myself that today's modelling (computer modelling and yes it is Saturday) I would start with swimming.

That I forgot my wallet, student identity card, debit card gives you hint, where my day was going...

Finally found the correct way to swimming pool, started to queue and waited.

Finally it was my turn and I had maaaaany options as what ticket to buy... summer season... winter season....

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Well, French are very cute when they try to explain something in English... but at that time I already started to doubt my French abilities... long story short, I bought single entry ticket. Actually after the question "how would you like to pay"...
Well after first stressfull seconds I foung a 50 Euro bill hidden in my ID wallet (still no student ID).

Lovely lady asked me if my highness would find smaller bill, or perhaps a debit card. The power in my voice made her clear that ... ehm... of course.. who walks nowadays without a card?

Four seconds later after having searched three documents in ID wallet I gave her very quiet "no".

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That I could not pass through barrier into the swimming pool, that my wardrobe got stuck, that I wasn't even allowed into the swimming pool in my shorts (regulation of 20 years), that they were robbed and did not have any swimsuits and that I spend in the premises only five minutes... will give you an idea how my sporting morning finally ended up.

My pretty black eyes did not work on handsome lifeguard men, nor on more pretty lifeguard women and my first intention of looking at legs of beautiful French girls.... ended up only with computer modelling.

I will not start to write about how the modelling is not going well, and that I am waiting already one hour for some result...

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that would be too much even for me ;)

So at least I wrote this NJUUUS ;)

I am hoping that your summer was better than my last two weeks and... hopefully sometime soon

Ján Bereš

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Johnny B.Správne šialený týpek (podľa najnovšieho), ktorý síce nemá šajnu, ako veci fungujú, ale aspoň sa snaží :)ENGLISH ABOUT ME:Crazy (in correct sense of word) guy (the newest reports), who doesn't have a clue how things work, but he tries ;) Zoznam autorových rubrík:  NezaradenáIniciatíva Biela BodkaGeo NJUUUS :)Geo NJUUUS :) - ENGLISHČierne myšlienky -sem nechodiť

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