Waking up NJUUUS 71

In many aspects waking up from our bed is similar to booting up of an operating system. As a first thing you realize you are.... anyway, that is always a nice start of any activity. Realizing yourself equals testing of integrity of kernel = core of operating system. You check up all installed peripherals like number of legs, hands, your sex and genitals, you test your audio and video sensors. In better case, you realize you are no more the eight-handed monster you were just few moments ago. Then you realize that your battery is empty, not sufficient to boot up whole operating system.... you drift again into comatose state... at 08h30 in the morning.

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If you did it correctly, 11h00 you try it again to restart your system, and maybe... you get lucky. Check again your hardware and if you can hold your video sensors open form more than 5 seconds, the check-up of whole operating system = OS, will follow. Good OS remembers it's state by the last shutdown (smell of home made bread, thoughts about naked blond girl, or naked blondies dancing on your grave... :P) and will check hard drive e.g. and its files. Therefore you can pick your nose, at the moment you are still single workstation without any connection to outer world and other workstations cannot judge you.

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I it is always favourable to come to the net prepared and fully functional than being stopped in the doorway with a remark of missing cloths or stalactite hanging from your nose.

Disk is OK, all other hardware too, without any problem. Hands and legs moved, we can try to stand up.

We check the connectivity with internet = all the other places outside my bedroom.

Special program transfers the thoughts into words and depending of version of your system, we can export it into several languages. We try the functionality: "Bloody hell, morning again?"

If the connection is not successful, we can stay at home a work from there, or we can restart the computer, or (my favourite) we can shut it down again for some hours.

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If there is a connection, we verify it we are not crazy = antivirus check.

If we are OK, we install all the peripherals (cloths, make-up) and we are almost ready to interact with internet.

If we are NOT OK, .... we prepare the dump file.... and after some five to ten minutes, we crawl out of small room after having sent the dump file for analysis to Slovak (French) canalisation network.

Some computer (like Linux server) can work without graphical environment. Likewise some people not need to look perfect in order to work efficiently. If it is expected though, your graphical environment will help others to work with you. Sometimes it is very good thing to know where your head is for example.

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We are thus ready to exit to the world of connectivity, yet again, same as yesterday, hoping that this day can be in some aspects interesting. Last time we remember the thoughts from yesterday evening (gravitation, seismic waves) or from this morning 08h30 (blondies on my grave and how would I catch them all with my eight hands), or the thoughts that are going to occupy my mind for the rest of the day (seismic waves and naked blondies, dancing on some else's grave)

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Johnny B.Správne šialený týpek (podľa najnovšieho), ktorý síce nemá šajnu, ako veci fungujú, ale aspoň sa snaží :)ENGLISH ABOUT ME:Crazy (in correct sense of word) guy (the newest reports), who doesn't have a clue how things work, but he tries ;) Zoznam autorových rubrík:  NezaradenáIniciatíva Biela BodkaGeo NJUUUS :)Geo NJUUUS :) - ENGLISHČierne myšlienky -sem nechodiť

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